10. You "hail" people when you see them.

9. You respond "LOL!" to a funny comment

8. You eat dinner while playing.

7. You don't buy games for your computer except everquest, and it's expansions because everytime you see the logo of EQ on your desktop you automatically log onto the internet and click it without knowing.

6. You blurt out /says without knowing.

5. You say /flipoff to people you hate.

4. You try to cast spells in RL.

3. The spells work.

2. You have an "only-EQ" computer with a name tag on it of your own special name you came up with.

*finally*

1. Your wife and kids leave you and you don't notice
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------   Signs You've Been Playing EQ Too long.

When you try to find out what coworkers you have to
kill in order to raise your faction with your boss.

When you try to loot roadkill.

When while watching the Olympic Games, and the your
favorite track runner falls behind, you find yourself
yelling out for someone to SOW them.

When you think your wife/husband/significant other is
supposed to deagro just because you walked into a
different room of the house.

When you try to Harm Touch the nieghbor's dog that has
been crapping on your lawn.

When you try to use Spook the Dead on your boss.

When you wonder if you could use Heat Blood to warm up
your coffee/tea.

When you try to Feign Death to get out of going to a
family gathering.

When you try to cast Invisible on yourself at
meetings.

When you put in for a loan at the bank and can't
figure out why the won't let you put down your
Rubicite Breastplate as one of your assets.

When you go to the cutlery shop at the mall and ask if
they have a Grobb Cleaver in stock.

You know the cutlery shopkeeper has been playing too
much EverQuest when he actually DOES have a Grobb
Cleaver in stock.

When you go to the store and think you have to pay for
every item individually.

When you try to Root your kids.

When you can't figure out why your Resist Disease
doesn't work on the flu.

When you try using Extinguish Fatigue on yourself
after pulling an all nighter on Everquest.

When a cop pulls you over and you try to use Inspire
Fear on him...then, when you discover your spell
fizzled, Bravery on yourself.

When you try to cast Counteract Poison before eating
your wife/husband/significant other's cooking.

When you ask your doctor if he can cast Abolish
Disease.

You know your doctor has been playing too much
EverQuest when he actually tries